I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG
I AM PISSING OH MY GOSH WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN/HEARD
(SANDWICHES SANDWICHES) SEASON IT WITH CUMIN
(SANDWICHES SANDWICHES) SHAVED TURKEY AT ITS CORE.
BENEATH THAT CRUSTY HIDE, THERE’S MAYONNAISE INSIDE
I WONDER IF THERE’S ONE FOR ME!
OOOOH SANDWICHES, SANDWICHES- FIRST WE DEVOUR THIS ONE, THEN WE’LL GO AND MAKE SOME MORE.
EAT ONE EVERY DAY… MAKE ONE IN THE MORNING
I don’t know if I can choose…whole wheat, sourdough or rye…
it’s sortof on the crunchy side…. please don’t let it be past daaaaaaate…..!!!
I downloaded this badass song aw yeah
Any day I see Korpiklaani on my dash is a good one. Any day I find out they covered Ievan fucking Polkka is even better.
… Oh this is that song that was used in that leek spin meme
I CAN FEEL THE POLKA FLOWING THROUGH ME
JESUS TITTYSHITTING CHRIST
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
Lor culture in Iran. Female rider learns to ride and shoot. Beauty and Grace.
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
This made me laugh so dang hard.
that’s almost too cruel
I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.
Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.
there goes the chantry