seriously the whole “UGH GROSS KILL IT WITH FIRE” mentality about insects/spiders or sea creatures or reptiles or basically anything that’s not a furry mammal is really annoying to me
dont be mean about animals
i’ve just been informed there’s a metal band with a parrot for the lead singer
their name is hatebeak
ya think i’m foolin
i can’t like this a second time
It’s a secret that you guys are actually here. You weren’t allowed to go out last night.
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
|—||me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via pre-rolls)|
get rich or die 9 times trying
if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face