typette:

jcohn:

momokurumi:

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG

I AM PISSING OH MY GOSH WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN/HEARD

(SANDWICHES SANDWICHES) SEASON IT WITH CUMIN

(SANDWICHES SANDWICHES) SHAVED TURKEY AT ITS CORE.

BENEATH THAT CRUSTY HIDE, THERE’S MAYONNAISE INSIDE

I WONDER IF THERE’S ONE FOR ME!

OOOOH SANDWICHES, SANDWICHES- FIRST WE DEVOUR THIS ONE, THEN WE’LL GO AND MAKE SOME MORE.

(drums)

EAT ONE EVERY DAY… MAKE ONE IN THE MORNING

I don’t know if I can choose…whole wheat, sourdough or rye…

it’s sortof on the crunchy side…. please don’t let it be past daaaaaaate…..!!!

OOOOHH

SANDWICHES

voluspizzaguy:

superchalmers:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

shoutinginstereo:

pixelatingmind:

salmonderio:

I downloaded this badass song aw yeah

Any day I see Korpiklaani on my dash is a good one. Any day I find out they covered Ievan fucking Polkka is even better.

… Oh this is that song that was used in that leek spin meme

Yes

YEEES
I CAN FEEL THE POLKA FLOWING THROUGH ME

JESUS TITTYSHITTING CHRIST

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY

keeplightandovertake:

Lor culture in Iran. Female rider learns to ride and shoot. Beauty and Grace.

kurobean:

(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

shickalenia:

dduane:

dakotaaaa:

thesuitsofwoah:

gailsimone:

This made me laugh so dang hard.

that’s almost too cruel
almost

beautiful

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

derp-age:

there goes the chantry

heybattabattaswing:

coelasquid:

starsandstripesforever:

rumpshaker:

I mean..

Hell yeah.

I would wear this on my motorcycle.